Here’s the deal, all the stories, quotes, conversations, etc. recorded here are TRUE, no matter how crazy it may seem. We are all fun girls that know how to have a good time. We find ourselves in insteresting situations on a daily basis, not just when we go out. We feel that other people besides us need to be introduced to the insanity of our lives.
We obviously had lives before all moving in together so you may find older stories scatter here throughout.
All names and some locations have been changed to protect ourselves and those involved, I mean we have jobs and are graduating eventually.
Send us your questions and we will do our best to respond to them. Our contact email is: 1018stories@gmail.com
Monday, December 9, 2030
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
The Kill Bill Guy
Occurred, 2010
One fine evening in the fall of 2010 Struggs and Blondie decided to go out to one of Blondie's friends houses. While there they met most of the guys that lived in the house and 1 in particular took quite a liking to Struggs. They talked through the night and ultimately sort of exchanged numbers. He got Struggs' and she kind of forgot this until the next morning. He then found her on facebook somehow. The most important factor to this story is that this guy is not the type that Struggs would normally go for, AT ALL.
After the facebook and phone number exchange happened, Struggs figured she might as well hang out with him one night and see if there was any potential there. He came over for a movie and 5 minutes in she knew this would be the last time they hung out. Just no chemistry, attraction, anything at all. Boy did not feel the same way. After the movie he kind of had his hopes up that this would go somewhere, even though nothing happened to give him that impression.
A few weeks go by of almost all unanswered messages, facebook chats, etc., on Struggs' end and it seemed like he got the hint. This was false hope. One night while sitting at home Struggs' phone goes off and its another text message from this guy saying, "hey what r u up to tonight?". Before reading any further know this, one of Struggs' biggest pet peeves is using "u", "r", "2", "k" etc. in text messages, it usually guarantees a no reply to guys. She did however decide to respond to this one and told the boy, "Well Kill Bill is on MTV, so I think I'm gonna stay in and watch that."
If you have ever seen Kill Bill you know there is basically no point in watching it edited down on MTV. Most people would have gotten the hint that clearly said, I am blowing you off, stop trying. He seemingly got the hint.
Fast forward a few weeks to a mass freak out from Kill Bill guy via text using very derogatory language and inappropriate name calling. Struggs was not pleased. She became very aggravated and eventually kind of freaked out, without going into crazy detail, she told this guy to stop texting before she filed a harassment suit and luckily he obliged.
As of now he has seemingly lost her number and has been blocked on facebook. Guys, when a girl says she is staying in to watch a movie on MTV, please get the hint and kindly back off. Girls, keep your phone number to yourself. :)
One fine evening in the fall of 2010 Struggs and Blondie decided to go out to one of Blondie's friends houses. While there they met most of the guys that lived in the house and 1 in particular took quite a liking to Struggs. They talked through the night and ultimately sort of exchanged numbers. He got Struggs' and she kind of forgot this until the next morning. He then found her on facebook somehow. The most important factor to this story is that this guy is not the type that Struggs would normally go for, AT ALL.
After the facebook and phone number exchange happened, Struggs figured she might as well hang out with him one night and see if there was any potential there. He came over for a movie and 5 minutes in she knew this would be the last time they hung out. Just no chemistry, attraction, anything at all. Boy did not feel the same way. After the movie he kind of had his hopes up that this would go somewhere, even though nothing happened to give him that impression.
A few weeks go by of almost all unanswered messages, facebook chats, etc., on Struggs' end and it seemed like he got the hint. This was false hope. One night while sitting at home Struggs' phone goes off and its another text message from this guy saying, "hey what r u up to tonight?". Before reading any further know this, one of Struggs' biggest pet peeves is using "u", "r", "2", "k" etc. in text messages, it usually guarantees a no reply to guys. She did however decide to respond to this one and told the boy, "Well Kill Bill is on MTV, so I think I'm gonna stay in and watch that."
If you have ever seen Kill Bill you know there is basically no point in watching it edited down on MTV. Most people would have gotten the hint that clearly said, I am blowing you off, stop trying. He seemingly got the hint.
Fast forward a few weeks to a mass freak out from Kill Bill guy via text using very derogatory language and inappropriate name calling. Struggs was not pleased. She became very aggravated and eventually kind of freaked out, without going into crazy detail, she told this guy to stop texting before she filed a harassment suit and luckily he obliged.
As of now he has seemingly lost her number and has been blocked on facebook. Guys, when a girl says she is staying in to watch a movie on MTV, please get the hint and kindly back off. Girls, keep your phone number to yourself. :)
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Four Loko's are Prohibited Beyond This Point
Occurred, September 2010
The title of this story may be a bit decieving, Four Loko's have been banned in our state for a little while now, this story happened before the ban started, 1018 had a ban on them first. If you are not familiar with Four Loko is an energry drink with the equivalent amount of 6 beers worth of alocohol, a.k.a. Blackout in a Can. They look like this:
So, we had a home football game. Struggs worked almost to tailgate time and Blondie and Tot Tot wanted coffee to wake themselves up. Struggs forgot the coffee but decided at the liquor store to get something to make up for it, and brought home a few Four Lokos. This is now known as one of the biggest mistakes ever. Things were all good through tailgate and the game. Part way through the game we all left to meet Neon's boyfriend at a resturant/bar. Boyfriend's brother and roommates were there as well. During dinner boyfriend's brother made a comment that was proabably meant to be innocent and possibly a joke, but it was taken the wrong way. Either way this comment caused Struggs and Neon to get up and leave the table, not meaning to, but resulting in leaving Blondie and Tot Tot behind. Struggs and Neon leave the resturant/bar and walking home. Upon realizing that Stuggs and Neon left the place, Blondie and Tot Tot get angry and begin their quest home. The two of them got to a coffee shop by our house, stopped in and saw a band, which turns out was one of Tot Tot's friends, and then headed home for good, not happy. Neon had already left for boyfriend's house, so Struggs was left with the wrath of the abandonded roommates. Struggs decided to take some shots and listen to what they had to say, which ended up in a yelling match and ultimately Struggs hiding her liquor (later to accuse the other 2 of drinking it) and leaving the house, and Tot Tot driving home.
The next morning after we all sobered up and realized what happened we discovered we are not angry girls and we do love each other and aren't prone to fighting with each other. We had had disagreements before, the only different in this one was we had Four Lokos before going out. We promptly enacted a strong ban on the beverage and haven't had any more blow ups with each other.
And Struggs did find her hidden liquor a few days later, under the kitchen sink.
The title of this story may be a bit decieving, Four Loko's have been banned in our state for a little while now, this story happened before the ban started, 1018 had a ban on them first. If you are not familiar with Four Loko is an energry drink with the equivalent amount of 6 beers worth of alocohol, a.k.a. Blackout in a Can. They look like this:
The next morning after we all sobered up and realized what happened we discovered we are not angry girls and we do love each other and aren't prone to fighting with each other. We had had disagreements before, the only different in this one was we had Four Lokos before going out. We promptly enacted a strong ban on the beverage and haven't had any more blow ups with each other.
And Struggs did find her hidden liquor a few days later, under the kitchen sink.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
The Now Infamous Nosebleed
Occurred, April 2010
Last spring Tot Tot invited Struggs, Neon and Blondie onto a party bus for a friend's, friend's birthday. Tot Tot was the only one of us that actually knew people on the bus. This contributes to the embarassment/awkwardness of the story. The way these party busses work is that there is a general meeting spot, everyone shows up, you begin drinking then the bus takes off for a multiple city bar crawl. We all got there pretty early and the drinking started soon after that. We were probably parked in the meeting spot for about an hour before we started on the adventure.
As soon as the driver starts the bus and and begins talking and driving, Tot Tot looks at Struggs and exclaims: OH MY GOD! Your nose is bleeding!!
As Struggs acknowedges her nose is bleeding, it is too late for her poor white shirt. She begins to try to get Blondie's attention because she is sitting next to paper towels. Blondie hands her the paper towels and after input from every person on the bus and about 15 mintues, Struggs' nose stops bleeding. During the nosebleed though, we had people come up to us with so many concerns, the most common was, they wanted to know who hit Struggs. Which to set the record straight, no one hit her! Her nose just started bleeding for no reason.
After the initial shock of the situation we all loosened up and had a great time at random dive bars in the middle of no where and getting to know the people we were with.
By the end of the night the situation became laughable and was helpful is breaking the ice and mingling with the other people on the bus, remember we knew NO ONE before we got there. Although it was helped, having a nosebleed in front of complete strangers is awkward and embarassing and not reccomended.
Last spring Tot Tot invited Struggs, Neon and Blondie onto a party bus for a friend's, friend's birthday. Tot Tot was the only one of us that actually knew people on the bus. This contributes to the embarassment/awkwardness of the story. The way these party busses work is that there is a general meeting spot, everyone shows up, you begin drinking then the bus takes off for a multiple city bar crawl. We all got there pretty early and the drinking started soon after that. We were probably parked in the meeting spot for about an hour before we started on the adventure.
As soon as the driver starts the bus and and begins talking and driving, Tot Tot looks at Struggs and exclaims: OH MY GOD! Your nose is bleeding!!
As Struggs acknowedges her nose is bleeding, it is too late for her poor white shirt. She begins to try to get Blondie's attention because she is sitting next to paper towels. Blondie hands her the paper towels and after input from every person on the bus and about 15 mintues, Struggs' nose stops bleeding. During the nosebleed though, we had people come up to us with so many concerns, the most common was, they wanted to know who hit Struggs. Which to set the record straight, no one hit her! Her nose just started bleeding for no reason.
After the initial shock of the situation we all loosened up and had a great time at random dive bars in the middle of no where and getting to know the people we were with.
By the end of the night the situation became laughable and was helpful is breaking the ice and mingling with the other people on the bus, remember we knew NO ONE before we got there. Although it was helped, having a nosebleed in front of complete strangers is awkward and embarassing and not reccomended.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Struggs, Kitten and the Table
Occured, October 2010
Halloween weekend seems to always be the time that we meet the most interesting people and meet the most people period. One of the nights of the weekend Struggs and Kitten wandered across the street to a party where we knew no one, however our neighbors all ended up showing up. That's besides the point though. As the two of us were at this party we met a girl, can't remember who she was, but she was fun, she got us to dance on the coffee table with her, then this happened:
Table Girl: WE SHOULD TOTALLY TRY TO BREAK THE TABLE!!!!
Struggs and Kitten: Ummm...sure?
For a while we proceeded to try to break this table, also while kicking every guy at the party off it until our neighbors showed up and we insisted they join us up there. Pedro, the fellow we had kicked off shortly before was not pleased. We never did break the table but we tried for quite some time, neighbors, where ever you got that coffee table, we would like to purchase one.
Halloween weekend seems to always be the time that we meet the most interesting people and meet the most people period. One of the nights of the weekend Struggs and Kitten wandered across the street to a party where we knew no one, however our neighbors all ended up showing up. That's besides the point though. As the two of us were at this party we met a girl, can't remember who she was, but she was fun, she got us to dance on the coffee table with her, then this happened:
Table Girl: WE SHOULD TOTALLY TRY TO BREAK THE TABLE!!!!
Struggs and Kitten: Ummm...sure?
For a while we proceeded to try to break this table, also while kicking every guy at the party off it until our neighbors showed up and we insisted they join us up there. Pedro, the fellow we had kicked off shortly before was not pleased. We never did break the table but we tried for quite some time, neighbors, where ever you got that coffee table, we would like to purchase one.
Blondie and the Potato
Occurred, November 2010
From the other stories posted it would make sense for the potato to be a nickname for someone, but no, this story involves Blondie and an actual potato that came from the ground.
She had gone out the night before and when she came home made the usual random mess of food, which this day consisted of a baked potato. She fell asleep with the potato untouched and on the edge of her bed. Yes, it surprises all of us too that it didn't fall on the floor. Blondie wakes up the next morning still exhausted and not compleatly thinking. She sees this potato and decides to clean it up. Keep in mind that when she takes the stairs up from her room she is in the kitchen. Instead of doing what makes sense and going upstairs, she goes into her bathroom to clean the plate. During this process she decides the best idea is to flush the potato down the toilet. Apparently it seemed to work fine, at first.
Fast forward a couple days where her toilet is refusing to flush and it becomes unuseable. She starts using the bathroom upstairs, which we think nothing of because we live in an old house, things are bound to go wrong. Fast forward again to when we decide to call matience because in addition to the toilet we had some other things go wrong. Our maitence guy comes out and fixes her toilet like it was nothing. A couple of days later while we are all sitting around the story begins to come out of what really happened to the toilet. The conversation went a little like this while we all sat in the living room:
Struggs: So, are you ever going to tell everyone what really happened to your toilet and why it broke?
Blondie: Ummm, you can tell them.
Struggs: Yeahhh she flushed a potato down the toilet guys.
After hearing this Tot Tot texts,facebooks, and calls everyone she knows to tell them this story. As do most of us. Now when J-BayBay comes over he will lovingly reffer to Blondie as Sweet Potato. Lesson of this story: Vegetables do not belong in the toilet, take the time to walk them to the kitchen.
From the other stories posted it would make sense for the potato to be a nickname for someone, but no, this story involves Blondie and an actual potato that came from the ground.
She had gone out the night before and when she came home made the usual random mess of food, which this day consisted of a baked potato. She fell asleep with the potato untouched and on the edge of her bed. Yes, it surprises all of us too that it didn't fall on the floor. Blondie wakes up the next morning still exhausted and not compleatly thinking. She sees this potato and decides to clean it up. Keep in mind that when she takes the stairs up from her room she is in the kitchen. Instead of doing what makes sense and going upstairs, she goes into her bathroom to clean the plate. During this process she decides the best idea is to flush the potato down the toilet. Apparently it seemed to work fine, at first.
Fast forward a couple days where her toilet is refusing to flush and it becomes unuseable. She starts using the bathroom upstairs, which we think nothing of because we live in an old house, things are bound to go wrong. Fast forward again to when we decide to call matience because in addition to the toilet we had some other things go wrong. Our maitence guy comes out and fixes her toilet like it was nothing. A couple of days later while we are all sitting around the story begins to come out of what really happened to the toilet. The conversation went a little like this while we all sat in the living room:
Struggs: So, are you ever going to tell everyone what really happened to your toilet and why it broke?
Blondie: Ummm, you can tell them.
Struggs: Yeahhh she flushed a potato down the toilet guys.
After hearing this Tot Tot texts,facebooks, and calls everyone she knows to tell them this story. As do most of us. Now when J-BayBay comes over he will lovingly reffer to Blondie as Sweet Potato. Lesson of this story: Vegetables do not belong in the toilet, take the time to walk them to the kitchen.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)