The Kill Bill Guy

Occurred, 2010

One fine evening in the fall of 2010 Struggs and Blondie decided to go out to one of Blondie's friends houses. While there they met most of the guys that lived in the house and 1 in particular took quite a liking to Struggs. They talked through the night and ultimately sort of exchanged numbers. He got Struggs' and she kind of forgot this until the next morning. He then found her on facebook somehow. The most important factor to this story is that this guy is not the type that Struggs would normally go for, AT ALL.

After the facebook and phone number exchange happened, Struggs figured she might as well hang out with him one night and see if there was any potential there. He came over for a movie and 5 minutes in she knew this would be the last time they hung out. Just no chemistry, attraction, anything at all. Boy did not feel the same way. After the movie he kind of had his hopes up that this would go somewhere, even though nothing happened to give him that impression.

A few weeks go by of almost all unanswered messages, facebook chats, etc., on Struggs' end and it seemed like he got the hint. This was false hope. One night while sitting at home Struggs' phone goes off and its another text message from this guy saying, "hey what r u up to tonight?". Before reading any further know this, one of Struggs' biggest pet peeves is using "u", "r", "2", "k" etc. in text messages, it usually guarantees a no reply to guys. She did however decide to respond to this one and told the boy, "Well Kill Bill is on MTV, so I think I'm gonna stay in and watch that."

If you have ever seen Kill Bill you know there is basically no point in watching it edited down on MTV. Most people would have gotten the hint that clearly said, I am blowing you off, stop trying. He seemingly got the hint.

Fast forward a few weeks to a mass freak out from Kill Bill guy via text using very derogatory language and inappropriate name calling. Struggs was not pleased. She became very aggravated and eventually kind of freaked out, without going into crazy detail, she told this guy to stop texting before she filed a harassment suit and luckily he obliged.

As of now he has seemingly lost her number and has been blocked on facebook. Guys, when a girl says she is staying in to watch a movie on MTV, please get the hint and kindly back off. Girls, keep your phone number to yourself. :)

Four Loko's are Prohibited Beyond This Point

Occurred, September 2010

The title of this story may be a bit decieving, Four Loko's have been banned in our state for a little while now, this story happened before the ban started, 1018 had a ban on them first. If you are not familiar with Four Loko is an energry drink with the equivalent amount of 6 beers worth of alocohol, a.k.a. Blackout in a Can. They look like this:

So, we had a home football game. Struggs worked almost to tailgate time and Blondie and Tot Tot wanted coffee to wake themselves up. Struggs forgot the coffee but decided at the liquor store to get something to make up for it, and brought home a few Four Lokos. This is now known as one of the biggest mistakes ever. Things were all good through tailgate and the game. Part way through the game we all left to meet Neon's boyfriend at a resturant/bar. Boyfriend's brother and roommates were there as well. During dinner boyfriend's brother made a comment that was proabably meant to be innocent and possibly a joke, but it was taken the wrong way. Either way this comment caused Struggs and Neon to get up and leave the table, not meaning to, but resulting in leaving Blondie and Tot Tot behind. Struggs and Neon leave the resturant/bar and walking home. Upon realizing that Stuggs and Neon left the place, Blondie and Tot Tot get angry and begin their quest home. The two of them got to a coffee shop by our house, stopped in and saw a band, which turns out was one of Tot Tot's friends, and then headed home for good, not happy. Neon had already left for boyfriend's house, so Struggs was left with the wrath of the abandonded roommates. Struggs decided to take some shots and listen to what they had to say, which ended up in a yelling match and ultimately Struggs hiding her liquor (later to accuse the other 2 of drinking it) and leaving the house, and Tot Tot driving home.

The next morning after we all sobered up and realized what happened we discovered we are not angry girls and we do love each other and aren't prone to fighting with each other. We had had disagreements before, the only different in this one was we had Four Lokos before going out. We promptly enacted a strong ban on the beverage and haven't had any more blow ups with each other.

And Struggs did find her hidden liquor a few days later, under the kitchen sink.